What ever happened to Dick and Jane?

Well... I have made it to the end of another crazy school year. Other than making lunches late at night, I hate doing math homework with Parker the most. He has a hard time focusing on the work and it's like babysitting him to get through it. The one bit of pleasure I took from this experience were the names they used in his story problems. Seriously. I'm not making up one of these:

D'Jon

Kazi

Roho

Kwame

J'Nae

Zahina

Tadeo

Anitra

Sh'Tania

D'Jerah

Mio

Jabari

Lamont

Kim Ree

Paloma

Machiko

Santino

D'Karla

Jafari

Jeong

Jannik

Barke

Rafiki (isn't that the monkey in the Lion King?)

Siew-Ai

D'Wayne

Zuri

L'Rae (enough with the apostrophe!)

Jharma

M'Lisa

Shay Zee

Quinh

Yolando

Cantara

J'Maresh

Haruto

Tarik

Takeshi

Anando

Raziya

Santo

Silviano

Kita

Sh'Vaughn

Zakia

Kaneisha

D'Trina

JaNeeva

Ashanti

J'Meika

MarVel

Hermelinda

Shakir

T'Von

Mjeed

Alegrias

Rodolfo

Jamaael

Calides

Jazzlyn

K'Shella

Yachi

Otieno

Chanisse

Neveah

J'Nana

J'Rae

Jira

Da-Xia

My spell check is going nuts right now. Anyway, it must be boring writing a math book and this is how the people pass the time.